Well, I'm pregnant!

I've discovered that this is a viable excuse for almost anything. For example:

"My clothes don't fit me today! Well..."
"I walk so slow! Well..."
"I want another cookie. Well..."
"I didn't do anything useful today. Well..."
"I really shouldn't have that scoop of ice cream. Well..."
"I'm hot! Well..."
"I'd rather watch a movie than do my homework. Well..."

It's rather fantastic, and at the same time quite frightful. Seriously, what am I going to do when the baby is actually here? Be responsible? Bah!

;)